Tea Ratio hits Rock Bottom

SPG’s Tea Ratio is down year on year from a peak of 100% in 2014. SPG remains bullish however, and are making some moves to ensure that their EBITEA is up over a 3 year period.

Current Emperor Steve stated “It’s a difficult time for tea at the minute, our reserves fell well below expected levels earlier today so we had to spend some cash in Sainsbury’s to replenish them. We are now totally focused on ensuring that Tea is our top priority moving forwards and expect to yield some improvements within the next 5 to 10 minutes”

SPG’s Internal Motivation Charts rocketed off the news.

Motivation Index



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